Tunnel Vision …

“Alright, you lily-livered, pale-scale walnut-heads! Listen up!”
The Sergeantcarter drilled his squad of sleepy-eyed Militarysaurae with both eyeballs, looking them up and down as he waddled down the line. It was oh-six-hundred hours outside their cramped, damp caves, …

Send in the Clowns …

“Good evening. I’m Wolfblitzer and I have breaking news because, unfortunately, these are the times we live in. The Jimacosta, the Andersoncooper and the Jake Tapper join me as we set the stage here at the Andrewmelanoma Cavern for the Grandoldparty National Conference. …

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