“What took you so long?”
The dinosaur doctor hurried inside the Oval Dwelling and squatted across from the Tyrumposaurus.
“I came as soon as I heard. You said you thought you were coming down with something?”
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The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1257 & 1261
Day 1257 — “T-Rump Never Knows” … and Day 1261 — “Who’ll Stop the Pain?”
Who’ll Stop the Pain? …
“Can the Tyrumposaurus read? Really, Kayleigh? I’m not talking context. I’m just talking about comprehending a complete sentence?”
The Kayleighmcenany tightly gripped the flat rock lectern with her short arms.
T-Rump Never Knows …
“Hi, guys. How is everybody?”
“Who are you?” asked the Moscowmitch.
“What? Um, you know. The, uh … Johnbolton. Remember me?”
The dinos in the Sin Hut Cave rolled their eyes as one. The embarrassing welcome mat rolled up in Bolton’s face with a snap …
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1250 & 1254
Day 1250 — “Where Have All the Trumpers Gone?” … and Day 1254 — “(I Can’t Get No) Legal Action
(I Can’t Get No) Legal Action …
The Jerrynadler looked the dinos before him up and down, hemmed and hawed twice to air out his jowls — doctors orders — and paused for a moment. He forgot what he was going to say. …
