“In conclusion,” said the dinosaur inspector general, the Michaelhorowitz, “Our investigation of the investigators showed that while they made a few mistakes in their treatment of the vapid vagabond, the Carterpage, …
Tag: Politics
Up On Crapper Creek …
“You say those are the facts, Dana, but you don’t know. Only I know.”
The Markmeadows was red in the face. Again. If it was possible to watch a 60-year-old dino throw a hissy-fit pout, this was it. In a matter of minutes the Danabash, a dogged Mediacircustops, …
I Left My Heart in Kiev, Ukraine …
“Where’s Rudy?”
It was the popular refrain these days. The Impeachment Days. Or the salad days for unsuspecting herbivores who once trusted their governing dinos. The Grandoldparty defense of whataboutism-hearsay-bad process-repeat …
Talk to Us …
“This is one big Picklesaurus we’re in,” the Rudygiuliani said with his freakish grimace — his googly eyes bouncing around his forehead. He’d been doing this a lot lately.
“Did somebody say Picklesaurus?” asked the Tyrumposaurus. …
Everything You Touch …
Within his bloated stomach, his intestines growled angrily erupting with a long-drawn-out, guttural burp. The Tyrumposaurus had eaten a bad Cheezbuggabugga and been forced to make an emergency visit to his dino doc. …
Devilnunes Lies …
The Levparnas was in dino jail. The Solitary Sinkhole, where bad dinos whiled away the time wondering where exactly they should leave their fossil footprint in the floor. Left side? Right side? In profile, what was their best side? …
