“You said you would have the best and brightest.”
“No, I said our testing is the highest.”
It was enough to make even the sweet, kind and very patient Kaitlyncollins want to take a bite out of the nearest rock. She soldiered on. …
Category: Satire
Time …
With a whack of her tail, the dino meeting came to order.
“Okay! Time for everybody to find a place to squat. Welcome, I’m the Annaeshoo, chairwoman dino of the God, Give Us Energy to Survive T-Rump sub-committee.
Super Spreader Plan …
Two security detail dinos, the Joefriday and the Dicktracy, fidgeted nervously off to the side of the Patchy Grassanweeds party being held behind the Oval Dwelling. It was by invitation only. They tried looking tough while blending into the background …
Michael Flynn …
The news-sniffing snout of the Jimacosta flared wide twice, testing the air. The veteran Mediacircustops scanned the cave at this hastily-called briefing by the DOJ (Dinos Open Jawed). He checked the dino squatting beside him again. …
Lyin’ Eyes …
The assembled Mediacircustops in the Briefing Cave gnashed their teeth, slobbered over their feet and tapped their tails in anticipation. It looked like Old Home Week with the Seanspicer, the Huckabeecyclops and the Stephaniegrisham squatting …
Bloomberg …
The Michaelbloomberg raised his short arm at the gathering of Bamahama dinos.
“I’m here.”
All of a sudden you couldn’t throw a rock at a Donkeykongrus meeting without hitting a Billionairus dino. The Billionairus was a large herbivore known to devour and regurgitate huge amounts of leaves …
