“Hello, y’all out there in Dino Land,” the Mickmulvaney said, addressing a large throng of Mediacircustops, hungry for their latest fill of news gone mad in the wake of the Tyrumposaurus impeachment inquiry. …
Category: Satire
Thank You, On You We Depend …
This weekend, north of the Milkanhoney Preservation, came the collective roar of much celebrating by dinosaurs in Canadiana, home to the Backbaconsaurus. The ruckus reached the ears of the Tyrumposaurus, …
Tell-a-Phoney Line …
The Tyrumposaurus was on the warpath. Hunting for the Moscowmitch for the third time today. There was holy hell to pay. T-Rump world was crumbling around its maker. The Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir was being pulled apart. …
That’s Pompeo …
The Mikepompeo entered the dank, dimly lit cave. He was far from home, having traveled to the Italiaroma region of Ubruzzo-Ma-Placenta. The Secretary of Dino State made out the figure of another dino in the cave and approached him. …
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 984 & 988
Day 984 — “The Great Chasm” … and … Day 988 — “Mother”
Mother …
The Mincepencenow ate his raw Bracchiosaurus ribs without even tasting them. The second in command to the Tyrumposaurus had a lot on his mind lately. While the T-Rump had made leveraging foreign leaders to dishing dirt on opponents a national pastime, …
