Bi-Weekly Trumpassic Period Poop
The Michaelbloomberg raised his short arm at the gathering of Bamahama dinos.
“I’m here.”
All of a sudden you couldn’t throw a rock at a Donkeykongrus meeting without hitting a Billionairus dino. The Billionairus was a large herbivore known to devour and regurgitate huge amounts of leaves …
The T-Rump looked around the Oval Dwelling at his squatting sycophants. The Mincepencenow, the Mickmulvaney, the Stephenmillerus and the Stephaniegrisham, all wishing they could be anywhere but here, …
“Squawk! Something very big just happened! Squawk!”
It was an evening Trollertweety squawk from the Tyrumposaurus that would keep Dino Nation up all night wondering and worrying what it was about. …
Day 1005 — Heartbreak Doral … and … Day 1009 — Who Let The Dogs Out?
The prim and proper Lauracooper squatted into her assigned spot and folded her short arms respectfully over her belly. The deputy dino assistant secretary of defense for the Moscovian Bluffs, the Ukraine Plain and Eur-asia-butwhatami …
The T-Rump eyes moved warily between the Mickmulvaney and the Mikepompeo. It was another week of walk-backs at the Oval Dwelling. The acting Dino Chief of Staff had spoken out of both sides of his mouth on the Ukraine dilemma …
