Husband in Hell …

The Sigmundfreudus blinked his eyes and leaned back, raking his claws over his scaly head as he did so.
“Not in my wildest dreams and — woah! — I’ve had some wild ones — did I ever think I’d have the T-Rump’s leading public advocate and leading public critic …

She Said What?

The Amybermanjackson scowled down her snout at her prey. She’d just sentenced the Manaforta to an additional 43 months in the Solitary Sinkhole. Her nostril-flaring focus however, was on the Tyrumposaurus’ ex-battle campaign …

Killer B.S. …

The CPAC venue buzzed with half-truths, hyperbole and dinosaur gas lighting that would make you faint. The raucous rhetoric left many a dino wondering what the Grandoldparty strategy even was. And so began the annual Captive Puppets Anonymous Conference. …

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