“Quick, quick. Come inside. Hurry!”
The Mickmulvaney ushered the Seanhannity, the Rushlimbaugh, the Lauraingraham and the Anncoulter inside the Oval Dwelling.
“What’s wrong?” asked the Seanhannity.
“It’s the T-Rump.” …

Mitch Van Winkle …
His large, spongy feet had barely stamped the government spending bill — avoiding his record fourth shutdown of the government — when the Tyrumposaurus turned to the Mediacircustops and said, “and now I’m calling for a national emergency. …