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Friday, March 13
Cincinnati 6 at San Francisco 1
Scottsdale Stadium
Temp: 88 at 4:05 first pitch

Bleday Bleeder Scores 2 in Reds Romp

The Cincinnati Reds bookended two-run innings in the first and eighth on their way to a 6-1 victory over the San Francisco Giants. The Reds, who outhit the Giants 13-7, broke out the bats early against San Fran starter Landon Roupp. After a TJ Friedl strike out to open the game, Matt McLain ripped a triple to left and Will Benson and Nathaniel Lowe drew walks to pack the sacks. Roupp got JJ Bleday to hit a squibber up the middle to the right of second. Giants second baseman Buddy Kennedy did his best impersonation of diving on a hand grenade, but it rolled past his belly. McLain and Benson scored and a very charitable scorekeeper gave Bleday a single on the play.

Cincinnati tacked on singletons in the fifth — Lowe doubled home Benson after the Reds right fielder drew a one-out walk — and in the sixth when a Kennedy error at second allowed Garrett Hampson to reach first safely. Tyson Lewis promptly banked the run with a double to left. The hit made up for the baserunning gaff Lewis made in the second after singling and stealing second. Lewis looked to be waiting for a bus between second and third as McLain’s one-out fly ball settled into the glove of Jerar Encarnacion. The Giants right fielder made a strong throw to second to double-up Lewis and end the inning. The Reds led 4-0 through six.

The Giants finally got on the board in the bottom of the seventh when Will Brennan smacked a two-out single. Encarnacion, who went 2-for-4 on the game, doubled to center, driving him home the Giants’ only run.

Cincinnati completed the game’s scoring in the top of the eighth when Carlos Sanchez singled to open the inning and scored on a Rafhlmil Torres triple to right. Hansel Jimenez pinch-hit for Lewis and was thrown out trying to stretch a single into a double. Torres scored on the play to make the final 6-1.

Ballpark Buzz … McLain’s triple in the first was three feet short of being a home run, banging off the Rose Paving sign in left. … Benson showed off his blazing speed in the fifth when he scored from first on Lowe’s line drive double to center. A positive for the Giants was the pitching staff’s 13 K’s on the day. Roupp had 4 in 3 innings, Erik Miller and Blade Tidwell each logged 3 in an inning each and Nick Margevicius recorded 3 in 4 innings of work. In the other dugout, Reds pitchers logged 9 K’s with Hagen Danner the sharpest, striking out all three batters he faced. … Roupp’s fastball hit 93.5 mph. … Scottsdale Stadium’s scoreboard is so busy, the text gets smaller and I may need to bring some binocs next time. … Attendance: 8,649. … My drink of choice today: Estrella and Sprite shanty.

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Wednesday, March 11
Kansas City 8 at Chicago 9
Sloan Park
Temp: 80 at 1:10 first pitch

Cubs Clip Royals in Sloan Park Slugfest

Rare are the days when you clout five home runs and wind up second best on the scoreboard. Factor in that it’s a split-squad game with half of KC’s players in Surprise hosting the Giants … AND Italy snatching Vinnie Pasquantino and Jac Caglinone for the World Baseball Classic. But that’s what Kansas City did, outhomering the Cubbies 5-to-2 in an exciting see-saw game where the lead changed hand five times and the Cubs finally prevailed 9-8.

The game’s second batter Lane Thomas led off the Royals scoring when he smoked a triple into right center and scooted home when Nico Hoerner’s errant throw wound up in the Cubs dugout. The Cubs roared back against KC starter Mitch Spence with a 5-spot in the second. Spence thought he was home free after getting Dansby Swanson to fly out to second and Michael Conforto on a line-out to right. But Carson Kelly and Dylan Carlson singled before Spence plunked Matt Shaw to load the bases. Number nine hitter Pedro Ramirez promptly parked Spence’s 0-1 pitch into the right field Blankets-on-the-Berm for a Grand Salami. Next up, Hoerner with the back-to-back jack, taking Spence over the fence in center to put the Cubs up 5-2 through two.

KC wasted no time getting back on the board in the third. Peyton Wilson led off with a walk and Brett Squires squared up a Chris Rea offering and launched it 30 feet beyond the center field fence, whittling the Cubs lead to 5-3. Next inning, the Royals bats were still battle royale. Elias Diaz led off with a blast to left and, following a Tyler Tolbert groundout, Luca Tresh trashed a pitch 30 feet to the right of where Diaz’ dinger landed. With no pals aboard, the two solo shots made it a 5-5 game through four.

The two clubs’ pitchers escaped any damage in the fifth and sixth innings but KC took a 6-5 lead in the seventh when Wilson led off with a bomb to left. The bottom of the seventh began in bizarre fashion. The top of the order was due up. Jefferson Rojas had replaced Hoerner. But the number two batter Moised Ballesteros stepped to the plate out of order and singled to left, causing this scorekeeper to wonder … did I missed something? Not at all. The ump had Ballesteros immediately replaced by pinch runner Joan Delgado and Rojas batted next, striking out. Delgado stole second and, after a Justin Dean fly out, Brett Bateman singled home Delgado. Bateman swiped second and came home on a Scott Kingery single for a 7-6 Cubs lead.

In the top of the eighth, John Rave reached first when Cubs third baseman Matt Halbach tracked Rave’s mile-high pop-up from third towards short before reaching out … and dropping it. Yandel Ricardo moved him along with a single to center. Luke Pelzer came in to run for Rave. A Tyriq Kemp fielder’s choice scored Pelzer to tie the game, 7-7.

The Cubs failed to score in the bottom of the eighth and the game moved to the ninth. Following a Jose Cerice groundout, a Blake Mitchell homer put KC back on top, 8-7. Blake’s blast went over the SLOAN sign at the top of the bullpen in right. I pegged it at 390 feet. … There were several challenges with the ABS system during the game. Several calls were overturned. None were more poetic than the called third strike to Cubs lead-off batter Justin Dean in the ninth. He challenged, won the challenge and then drilled the next pitch to left center. He took off like a shot and simply outran the throw in to second. Bateman grounded out, but Kingery singled home Dean, tying the game yet again, 8-8. Halbach was next up and he ripped a pitch down the right field line. The ball took a big careening bound off the side wall and the (geriatric) ball “boy” swished when he should’ve swooshed. It was a dance step gone wrong. The ball nailed him in the waist and Kingery never stopped, sailing all the way home from first. They gave Halbach a double, the Cubs ran onto the field to celebrate and I think the umps figured that since the grey-haired ball boy still had his teeth and pride, “Cubs Win!” seemed the safe play. 9-8, Chicago, thank you very much.

Ballpark Buzz … Conforto’s double to left center off Mason Black in the fifth is today’s pic … One might argue that Royals players hit 8 home runs today as Pasquantino went deep thrice in Italy’s 9-1 mauling of Mexico, setting up a USA vs. Canada quarterfinal match on Friday. … The Royals acquired Spence from the A’s a month ago on Feb. 12. He allowed 5 earned runs on 4 hits and a walk in 2 innings of work. … Rea’s pitching line wasn’t much better. Same damage, though it took twice as long: 5 runs, 4 earned on 5 hits and 1 walk in four innings. He struck out 1. … The fan beside me asked me if Luca Tresh is related to Tom Tresh, who was a three-time all-star for the Yankees from 1961-69. Yes, indeed. They are cousins. … Attendance: 11,944. … My drink of choice today: Four Peaks WOW Wheat.

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Monday, March 9
Seattle 1 at Arizona 2
Salt River Field at Talking Stick
Temp: 75 at 1:10 first pitch

DBacks Walk-Off with Texas Leaguer

One look at the starting line-ups screamed pitching duel. Starters Zac Gallen and Brian Woo took it from there. Gallen went nine-up, nine-down, striking out three along the way. Woo went an extra inning, pitching four complete while giving up three hits and the game’s first run when clean-up hitter Pavin Smith singled home Jorge Barrosa, who opened the bottom of the fourth with a long double into the right field corner. Woo struck out four.

The Mariners got that run back in a busy top of the fifth when Andrew Hoffman relieved Juan Morillo on the mound. Victor Robles sent Barrosa to the warning track in center for the first out. Connor Joe then rapped a single up the middle. Ryan Bliss drew a walk and Rhylan Thomas singled to left, driving in Joe to tie the game at one.

The two teams traded zeros for the next four innings until the bottom of the ninth when the DBack subs came to the fore. Jean Walters grounded out but Alexander Benua followed with a ringing single to right. Seattle submariner Tyler Cleveland replaced Blas Cantano on the hill. The righthanded Cleveland falls off the mound so violently, he looks to be slinging the ball home from the shortstop position. He struck out Danny Serretti but walked Pedro Catuy, sending Benua to second. Adrian Rodriguez stepped to the plate with two outs and lofted a Texas leaguer to center that barely eluded the glove of the sprinting second baseman Leo Rivas for the walk-off win.

Ballpark Buzz … Gallen looked sharp, hitting 95 mph. Juan Morillo looked impressive in an inning of work, allowing one hit, striking out two and topping out at 98. Connor Joe is heating up. It was his third 2-for-3 game in the past four. He’s 6-for-11 in that stretch … The weather was superbly comfortable, sunshine and the odd cloud with the mercury inching from 75 to 79 over the course of the game. Attendance: 11,944. … My drink of choice today: a Papago Orange Blossom-Mountain Dew DYI shanty.

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Put the Chairs in the Wagon

At long last, following an 18-month writer’s journey from Creative Catharsis to Research Hell and back, the sequel to Remember Mar-a-Guano! has arrived. To be sure, Put the Chairs in the Wagon qualifies as a stand-alone read, picking up where Remember Mar-a-Guano! left off. While Mar-a-Guano! tackled the national political landscape of 2036, Put the Chairs in the Wagon drills deep into the state of Texas, tearing itself up from within. It’s a multi-viewpoint story, families’ lives intertwined with the pitfalls of politics, immigration and independence. That’s as good a place as any to begin.

Enjoy!

 

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Wednesday, March 12
Kansas City 7 at Seattle 6
Peoria Sports Complex
Temp: 67 at 1:10 first pitch

Subs Submarine Mariners

It ain’t over til the bat baby swings. All five of them. Seattle carried a 6-3 lead into the ninth inning. Cue the heroics-in-waiting. A Joey Wiemer single and Tyler Tolbert homer made it 6-5. Jac Caglianone singled and Gavin Cross tripled him home. 6-6. The comeback was complete when Stone Russell singled home Cross to make the final 7-6. Full confession: I was in the team store buying a cap and t-shirt during the four-run rally. Hey, the spring training fashion line was calling.

The Mariners opened the scoring in the first with a bases loaded Jorge Polanco single driving in Julio Rodriguez, who’d singled. Julio was just warming up. Bases loaded again an inning later, Rodriguez jumped on a Ross Stripling offering for the Grand Salami served to left center and a 5-0 lead. Stripling’s pitching line: five hits and four runs in two innings with one walk and one strikeout.

Freddie Fermin tripled in the third and a Jonathan India single cashed in the Royals’ first run. Kansas City tacked on a run in the fifth, though it was painful. Bobby Witt Jr. was hit on the left forearm with a two-out pitch from Andres Munoz. Tolbert replaced Witt, stole second and scored on Vinnie Pasquantino’s double. In the sixth, Cross opened with a single and eventually scored on a Fermin sac fly. Seattle got that run back in the bottom of the inning when Robles cued the baseball one foot inside the left field foul pole and one foot over the 340 sign for a Willie Mosconi trick shot home run and 6-3 lead. That set the stage for KC and the Sunshine (Boy) Band hits of the ninth.

Ballpark Buzz … X-rays on Witt’s forearm after the game proved negative. It was ruled a contusion. … Seattle starter Brian Woo wowed the crowd with a solid three innings of scoreless work, allowing three hits while recording five strikeouts. … In the seventh inning, Dominic Canzone hit a laser looking to land in left. But Tolbert crawled the ladder to stab the ball for an out. … Attendance: 6,914. … My drink of choice today: the Leinenklugel Summer Shandy.

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Tuesday, March 11
Cleveland 4 at Los Angeles 10
Camelback Ranch
Temp: 77 at 1:05 first pitch

Dodgers Walk All Over Guardians

After two innings, the LA had a commanding 8-zip lead, thanks to four hits and eight walks. Their six-spot in the first came courtesy of a two-run blast from Tommy Edman, a two-run double off the bat of Max Muncy and bases-loaded walks to Shohei Ohtani and Edman as they sent 12 men to the plate. Edman’s free pass was the fourth straight as Cleveland hurlers lost the plate. Ohtani had three at bats before the 8th and 9th spots in the Cleveland order came up for the first time in the third.

To be fair, this was second stringer day for the Guardians. It was not a split-squad game but Cleveland’s starting lineup was without Bo Naylor, Carlos Santana, Juan Brito, Jose Ramirez, Brayan Rocchio, Steven Kwan and Lane Thomas. LF Will Brennan and 1B Kyle Manzardo were the only Cleveland starters to play.

Did I say there were a lot of walks? Cleveland pitchers walked ten Dodgers in the first three innings. Starter Doug Nikhazy logged four of those walks in a forgettable day that saw him allow 7 ER in an inning and two-thirds. Andy Pages’ two-out single in the second cashed in Teoscar and Kiki Hernandez with LA’s seventh and eighth runs. The Hernandez Show continued an inning later when Kiki singled home Teoscar with run number nine. In the fifth, Chris Newell’s sac fly scored Michael Chavis, he of the wild hair, to make it a double-digit Dodger lead, 10-0.

By then the starters for both clubs had subbed out. Cleveland pushed across a pair of runs in the sixth and seventh innings. In the sixth, Micah Pries tripled into the RF corner to drive in Kahlil Watson before Ralphy scored Pries with a sac fly. In the seventh Guy Lipscomb doubled home Christian Knapszyk. Lipscomb then scored on a Johnathan Rodriguez groundout to make the final 10-4.

Dodger starter Roki Sasaki, in his second spring outing, looked very sharp. He hit 95 and 96 mph consistently in his four scoreless innings of work. Sasaki’s only hit allowed was a lead-off single to Gabriel Arias in the second. Sasaki struck out two, giving him seven strikeouts this spring over seven innings and he has yet to allow a run. Batters are only hitting .182 against him and his WHIP is 0.86.

Ballpark Buzz … Kudos to the Camelback Ranch staff for handing out a program AND a pack of sun screen to each fan. Yes, Martha, the program had a scorecard. Unlike yesterday at Peoria Sports Complex where I had to make my own on the back of a roster sheet. After all, spring training baseball IS having a beer with a ballpark dog and keeping score. One fan told me that’s how he learned math. … As I was driving, the drink of choice today was a blue Gatorade. … Attendance: 10,509. … Tomorrow’s report will be from Peoria with the Royals-Mariners game, my final installment of Cactus Fever for 2025. Looking forward to a Bobby Witt sighting.

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Monday, March 10
Cincinnati 9 at San Diego 3
Peoria Sports Complex
Temp: 78 at 1:10 first pitch

Greene Sharp as Reds Roll

Reds starter Hunter Greene logged four strong innings. allowing two hits and one run, a fourth inning rocket off the bat of Fernando Tatis Jr. that rattled the camera box in CF beside the pitch clock. Greene struck out five to even his Cactus League record at 1-1. Elly De La Cruz drove in TJ Friedl in the first inning before Jeimer Candelario ran into a Michael King offering, drilling it 400 feet to right center onto the lawn for a 3-0 lead. Candelario was swinging for the fences as he barreled up two other deep shots to center that stayed in the yard for outs. The HRs were the first spring jacks for both Tatis Jr. and Candelario.

Greene’s been golden since allowing seven runs in four innings over his first two starts. In two starts since, both lasting four innings, Greene has only given up a total of 4 hits and 1 run while striking out 11. That, folks, is how you shave about 10 runs off a spring ERA (from 15.75 to 6.00). If you’re looking for a SP sleeper in your fantasy draft, grab Greene today. He was consistently hitting 98 and 99 mph on his heater. Fantasy Pros ranks Greene as the 33rd best SP with King at #14. Fantasy Baseball Index has Green at #32 and King at #31.

Gavin Sheets was the Big Kahuna in the fifth inning, hitting a laser beam off the Kona Big Wave beer sign in right into the Padre bullpen. But 3-2 is as close as the Padres would get. Cincy put up crooked numbers on the board, scoring two in each of the next three innings. They all came off singles: Friedl in the sixth, Ricardo Cabrera in the seventh and Blake Dunn in the eighth. Dunn’s hit came with a warning from the surgeon general. It was the hardest hit ball of the day, the missile barely clearing pitcher Bradgley Rodriguez’s head. That may have screened second baseman Niko Goodrum who threw up his glove in self defense in front of his face and still took it in the beak. He went down in a heap, laying facedown for several seconds before moving.

The Padres interrupted the Reds trio of two-run innings with a Jose Iglesias groundout bringing home Goodrum before Niko was knocked out an inning later. Today was King’s first start of the spring. He went 2-and-two-thirds innings before being lifted. The three earned runs he allowed came off three hits and three walks. He struck out one.

Ballpark Buzz … Wobbly pop of choice today was a rudimentary MoMo shanty. That is, mixing Mountain Dew into a Modelo tall boy. I saved the labor for drink number two, opting for a Leinenkugel Summer Shanty. … There were three challenges to umpire calls and the umps won every one. … Manny Machado had two at bats, striking out both times. … Attendance: 5,261.

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Remember Mar-a-Guano!

Remember Mar-a-Guano! is a send-up to the political powder keg America finds itself in a dozen years from now. Complete with a Texas twist, it’s a no-holds barred adventure of conservative cannon balls raining down on democracy.

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Thursday, March 14
Cincinnati 4 at Texas 7
Surprise Stadium, Surprise
Temp: 67 at 6:07 first pitch

Langford Slam Shreds Reds

Rangers phenom Wyatt Langford stepped to the plate in the fourth inning with the sacks packed and his club leading, 3-0. Make that 7-zip as Langford launched a long bomb to right center that cleared the fence by a few ten-gallon hats. Last year, the 22-year-old laced the ball around the ballpark at a combined .360 clip in four levels of ball. Call Wyatt right on target. His 1-for-4 Thursday left his cactus average at .361 (13-for-36) with 5 HR and 14 RBIs.

The Reds finally found the scoreboard in what became a Hernandez Old Home Week in the top of the seventh. Texas subbed in Elier Hernandez for Evan Carter in left and Jonathan Hernandez replaced Brock Burke on the mound. After an Austin Hendrick strikeout, Reds’ second baseman Miguel Hernandez pinch hit for Jonathan India. Miguel jumped on Jonathan with a bomb to left for Cincinnati’s first run.

The Reds made some more noise in the ninth. Hernan Perez led off with a single to center. Catcher interference from Andrew Knapp put Hernandez at first. James Free doubled home Perez before Allan Cerda went yard on David Robertson for a two-run blast to center that brought the Reds within 3, 7-4. Robertson fanned Logan Tanner however, to end the game. Jon Gray (2-0) picked up the win, being stretched out to five innings of work. He yielded 3 hits and no runs while striking out five. Tejay Antone (0-1) took the loss for the Reds.

Ballpark Buzz … The Rangers’ Marcus Semien was PBP (Perfect But Painful) at the plate. He singled and scored in the first, stroked an RBI-double in the second, was plunked on the left arm by Buck Farmer in the fourth before scoring on Langford’s grand slam and Marcus walked in the sixth. Semien is hitting .250 (7-for-28) with 1 HR and 2 RBIs this spring. … Surprise Stadium was stuffed to the gills with an attendance of 12,026. … Right field “lawn seating” became downright dangerous. Every time the center fielder or right fielder went to toss the ball into the stands, a munchkin monsoon blew one way or the other, cheek-to-cheek, jowl-to-jowl, step-where-they-may. No band-aid brigade reported. … In the photo above, note the smoke coming out of the “stack” in the third base concourse. The wind blowing out to right quickly took on a barbecue flavor that kept fans down the first base line salivating. … A five-minute fireworks display followed the game before a thankfully long-delayed brief shower. … The game time temperature of 67 dipped to a windy 61, sending several seeking shelter under the covers.