Bi-Weekly Trumpassic Period Poop
https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-ty8s9-cb5dc2 This week we’ve conjured up the following two T-Rump Tracks: Day 1054 — “Up On Crapper Creek” … The Tyrumposaurus does his best to
“You say those are the facts, Dana, but you don’t know. Only I know.”
The Markmeadows was red in the face. Again. If it was possible to watch a 60-year-old dino throw a hissy-fit pout, this was it. In a matter of minutes the Danabash, a dogged Mediacircustops, …
“Where’s Rudy?”
It was the popular refrain these days. The Impeachment Days. Or the salad days for unsuspecting herbivores who once trusted their governing dinos. The Grandoldparty defense of whataboutism-hearsay-bad process-repeat …
“This is one big Picklesaurus we’re in,” the Rudygiuliani said with his freakish grimace — his googly eyes bouncing around his forehead. He’d been doing this a lot lately.
“Did somebody say Picklesaurus?” asked the Tyrumposaurus. …
Day 1040 — Devilnunes Lies … and Day 1044 — Everything You Touch
Within his bloated stomach, his intestines growled angrily erupting with a long-drawn-out, guttural burp. The Tyrumposaurus had eaten a bad Cheezbuggabugga and been forced to make an emergency visit to his dino doc. …
