The Trumpassic Period — Years 1 thru 4
All Four Books — Half Price! … Pick one. Pick’em all. … On Sale One Week Only! March 11 to 17th, 2021. … The Trials. The Tribulations. The T-Rump Trauma. Can you stand it?! Oh, right. You did.
They squatted like so many bumps on a log. Big but suddenly unimportant bumps. It was moving out day at the Oval Dwelling and the Tyrumposaurus, his offspring and their forlorn family broods waited patiently in an open clearing in the jungle. …
The Mikelindell, a dino entrepreneur with a one-of-kind rock pillow that guaranteed sleep if you fell from at least ten feet, shook his head emphatically at the T-Rump.
“No, the Joebiden most certainly didn’t win the election.” …
Day 1453 — “Got Me Under Pressure” … and Day 1457 — “Too Wicked and Impeached Twice”
“Alright then,” the Tyrumposaurus said to his family and final hangers-on gathered around him in the Oval Dwelling. His tone had that long familiar ring of the devil dino just before he fleeced your soul. …
“Who do they think they are? I’m asking you, just who the hell do they think they are?!”
“I don’t know, mother.”
The Mincepencenow lowered his gaze to the ground. He hated it when his wife got mad. …
