Remember Mar-a-Guano!

240319_remembermar-a-guano_cover_v8Satire / Non-Fiction … 287 pgs.

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In 2036, American democracy teeters on the precipice. The ideological landscape is pockmarked with rabbit holes any red-hatted AMMO disciple will gleefully dive into.

Welcome to the sandbox of ex-president Craven Bane Crumb, a Brooklyn slumlord who’s already had one crack at the nuclear codes. His crime spree in and out of office is finally catching up with him. It’s the 200th anniversary of the Battle of The Alamo — a fine time for a Mexican chaneque to enlist the help of Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie to ward off millions of Crumb Bums salivating for Armageddon. Head for the hills! The walls of Mar-a-Guano are gonna blow!

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