You could cut the apoplexy with a sharp-edged rock. The third and final debate between the Tyrumposaurus and the Joebiden was underway in the bubbling backwater of Gnash-at-Will in the Tennis Shoe footprint of Dino Nation. …
Author: David Belisle
I'm a novelist and screenwriter in search of the Great Guffaw. It's kind of like getting hit with a bucket of Gatorade. It's a good time that sticks with you.
Won’t Get Fooled Again …
It was a tale of two committees. One of Trumpassic trauma, that being the T-Rump’s rally in Dairyland where Covid’s skyrocketing infection rates were only topped by the T-Rump’s vanity. If a dino didn’t know better, their leader was intent on putting their species …
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1362 & 1366
Day 1362 — “Mar-a-Guano” … and Day 1366 — “Hunterbiden”
Hunterbiden …
“I was terrible out there. Terrible! That was the worst. How could you let this happen to me? How could you, Mark?”
A panicked Tyrumposaurus slumped behind his rocky, resolute monolith desk. The Markmeadows wiped his sweaty brow and tread carefully, …
Mar-a-Guano …
Dinosaur teeth gnashed, nostrils flared and Cheezbuggabuggas disappeared like a Donkeykongrus Subpoenasaurae. It was another fast food feast at Mar-a-Guano, the Tyrumposaurus’ flogging resort in the Neverglades. The T-Rump raised his Dietcoker. …
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1355 & 1359
Day 1355 — “Who Will It Be Now?” … … and Day 1359 — “Debate Pretender”
