An anxious Tyrumposaurus took a quick peek outside before ducking his head back inside the Oval Dwelling. No dangerous dinos. Yet. He was on strict cave-based security since the protest outside had gone from peaceful to disobey-the-curfew to …
Author: David Belisle
I'm a novelist and screenwriter in search of the Great Guffaw. It's kind of like getting hit with a bucket of Gatorade. It's a good time that sticks with you.
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1222 & 1226
Day 1222 — “Phony Staff” … and Day 1226 — “The Sound of Silence”
The Sound of Silence …
“And tell them when the looting starts, the shooting starts.”
“Excuse me?”
The Trollertweety looked at the Tyrumposaurus like he had three heads.
“You heard me, I want you to tell those thug dinosaurs in Minnee-Haha-Hoho-Heehee that if they loot any caves, the dino authorities can shoot off their mouths and whack’em with their tails. Beat the crap out of ‘em. …
Phony Staff …
“You said you would have the best and brightest.”
“No, I said our testing is the highest.”
It was enough to make even the sweet, kind and very patient Kaitlyncollins want to take a bite out of the nearest rock. She soldiered on. …
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1215 & 1219
Day 1215 — Friday Night’s Alright for Firing … and Day 1219 — Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid …
The Jeremydiamond trained his eye on the Tyrumposaurus at the flat rock lectern. The young Mediacircustops had long stopped listening to the T-Rump blathering on with his empty excuses, lexicon of lies and bumbling baffle-gab. …
