Like a cow, humor must be milked daily.
The Mincepencenow ate his raw Bracchiosaurus ribs without even tasting them. The second in command to the Tyrumposaurus had a lot on his mind lately. While the T-Rump had made leveraging foreign leaders to dishing dirt on opponents a national pastime, …
The good dinos of the Milkanhoney Preservation were at the brink. Literally. Their very well being depended upon it. At their back were the somber, blowing, bellowing Winds of Impeachment, …
Day 977–Reign in Ukraine Stays Mainly Insane … and … Day 981 — Impeach Me …
BA-DOOOM!
The other dinosaur foot had finally dropped. The Donkeykongrus had had enough of the T-Rump’s shenanigans. After two-and-a-half years of what dino historians would later call a missing link better left missing, …
It was the promise heard round the world. The Whistleblower dino controversy with the Ukraine Plain continued to plague the Oval Dwelling. The Tyrumposaurus had sent out several fleets of Trollertweeties to rake the countryside …
Day 970 — Seth’s Profound Proof … and … Day 974 — Grand Bargain …
