The dino judge, the Emmetsullivan, squatted upon his judicial bedrock. It was Monday morning. Following a nice, leisurely weekend dining on Denversaurus sandwiches in Hell Creek, it was back to work. …
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The T-Rump Dig … Days 858 & 862
https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-r6a27-b3244f Discover The T-Rump Dig … (Established Day #163–July 2, 2017) … The longest-running, Trump-as-dinosaur chronicle. 700+ traumatic Trumpassic Period days explained in 200+ entries.
On Golden Pond …
The Muellersavus took one last look at Impeachment Pond. It shimmered in the late afternoon sun, begging dinosaurs of any stripe to stop and dip their feet in its cool, cleansing waters. But were they? …
Sexism with Kellyanne …
The Stephenmillerus looked out at the overflowing dino crowd and frowned. He had a bad feeling about this. The Tyrumposaurus had wanted to do yet another vanity roadshow to win over middle-of-the-rock-sitting dinos.
But here at the biggest Feminist Movement in the Milkanhoney Preservation? …
The T-Rump Dig … Days 851 & 855
Podcast of Days 851 and 855 with the Tyrumposaurus in the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir. Discover the latest news from the Trumpassic Period.
The Intervention …
“He’s coming!” hissed the Linseygraham. “Quick! Everyone, hide! And wait for my signal.”
A dozen dinos scurried for cover in the Oval Dwelling behind large rocks and piles of discarded Cheezbuggabuggas and soggy Dietcoker leaves.
The Tyrumposaurus sauntered into the cave
