Day 1103 — “Running on Empty” … and Day 1107 — “The Final Countdown”
Author: David Belisle
I'm a novelist and screenwriter in search of the Great Guffaw. It's kind of like getting hit with a bucket of Gatorade. It's a good time that sticks with you.
The Final Countdown …
A metaphorical meteor of monumental proportions hurtled out of control toward the Milkanhoney Preservation, home to millions of unsuspecting, dinosaurs. That meteor was the resounding “No” vote cast by the Lamaralexander …
Running on Empty …
“Well, well, chief justice dino,” said the Patcippollone, “we meet again.”
“According to the schedule.”
“Right, right. Heh-heh. Just killing some time. Chief justice, dino members of that other ilk, we spoke with you for two hours on the weekend because we know you all have much more important things
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1096 & 1100
Day 1096 — “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” … and Day 1100 — “53-47”
53-47 …
“Chief Justice, I just want to reiterate that the Donkeykongrus did not allow us due process when they deposed the few dinos that slipped through our hands into that subterranean chamber we forgot all about. It’s a crime that that happened. …
Poor, Poor Pitiful Me …
The Tymelania looked scornfully down her long, scaly snout at her husband, the Tyrumposaurus.
“I cannot … I will not take this any more. I am tired of the way the other dinosaurs treat me. I say Be Best and they laugh. …
