Michael Flynn …

The news-sniffing snout of the Jimacosta flared wide twice, testing the air. The veteran Mediacircustops scanned the cave at this hastily-called briefing by the DOJ (Dinos Open Jawed). He checked the dino squatting beside him again. …

Lyin’ Eyes …

The assembled Mediacircustops in the Briefing Cave gnashed their teeth, slobbered over their feet and tapped their tails in anticipation. It looked like Old Home Week with the Seanspicer, the Huckabeecyclops and the Stephaniegrisham squatting …

Under Testing …

The Jaredkushner raised his haughty, haute couture snout.
“The extreme liberal left is railing against us when they should be celebrating our impeccable performance and saying lots of nice things about us. Everybody knows this is a great success story.”

Bad Medicine …

The Oval Dwelling dino aides sitting off to the side of Monday’s Coronavirus briefing nervously nibbled their claws down to the bone. What jaw-dropping words would come from the Tyrumposaurus’ yap today? There had been much discussion …

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