The Trumpassic Period … Volumes 1 thru 4. Relive the marble-mouthed madness from the safety of your chair.
The T-Rump Dig podcast … Days 1432 & 1436
Day 1432 — “My Putin” … and Day 1436 — “Free Ride”
Free Ride …
“Merry Christmas, T-Rump.”
“What’s good about it?” the Tyrumposaurus shot back at the somewhat stunned Markmeadows. “You should go talk with my wife. She’ll tell you what Christmas is good for.” …
My Putin …
“Dad? Can I come in?”
The Tyrumposaurus looked up from his meal of day-old salamander tails. The extra-crunchy kind.
“Yes, Junior. What is it?”
“Didn’t the T-Melania tell you to stop eating those because they’ll only make your delirium worse? …
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1425 & 1429
Day 1425 — “The Long and Blinding Road” … and Day 1429 — “Don’t Give Up on Us”
Don’t Give Up on Us …
“You wanted to see me, T-Rump?”
“Come on in here, Mitch.”
The Moscowmitch ambled into the Oval Dwelling and took a seat across from the Tyrumposaurus.
“Now what’s this about you congratulating the Joebiden as the new leader? …
The Long and Blinding Road …
The long throng of T-Rumpers, that is, dinos that would bite their tails off if it would please the Tyrumposaurus, slogged their way down the main path in the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir. It was their 35th consecutive day of marching. …
