Home to Anti-Trump Dinosaur Rock — 90+ Hits!
“Good evening. I’m Wolfblitzer and I have breaking news because, unfortunately, these are the times we live in. The Jimacosta, the Andersoncooper and the Jake Tapper join me as we set the stage here at the Andrewmelanoma Cavern for the Grandoldparty National Conference. …
Day 1306 — “DeJoy Should Be Hurled” … and Day 1310 — “Another Crook in the Wall”
“Ah, don’t you love the smelly aftermath of an Obamarus speech in the morning? And his wife too. Going tag team against the T-Rump.” The
The Tyrumposaurus was on the warpath. Again.
“Dammit! They’ve got the Michelleobama, the Berniesanders and the Johnkasich speaking at their big convention. Who do we have? We have to be better. Bigger!”
Day 1299 — “The Fix is In” … and Day 1303 — “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
It was a tense morning in the Mincepencenow cave. Mike and Mother had slept little the previous night. The naming of the Kamalaharris as the Joebiden’s running mate in the upcoming November battle weighed heavily upon their minds. …
