The GOP Handbook …
Pg. 12 — Bend the Knee
Pg. 13 — Kiss the Ring
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1418 & 1422
Day 1418 — “Lonely Ol’ Night” … and Day 1422 — “Hey Nineteen”
Hey Nineteen …
“This is The Big One.”
The Tyrumposaurus stopped and stared at the Markmeadows.
“Yes, oh, yes, indeed. Very big,” the dino chief of staff feigned excitement.
Inside he groaned. Every day was the big one. Every moment was the big one. …
Lonely Ol’ Night …
The Davidperdue sighed at the moon overhead. He tucked his tail between his legs and leaned back against the wall outside the entrance to his cave. Before he did so, he checked to make sure the wall was clean. There was a family of poo-flinging Monkeysaurae who lived next door. …
The T-Rump Dig Podcast … Days 1411 & 1415
Day 1411 — “Fools on the Hill” … and Day 1415 — “Have a Drink on Me”
Have a Drink on Me …
It was all very official looking. Sobering almost, in its quiet splendor, this special Michigonian hearing on its immaculately kept, politico-dino grounds. The hearing had been diligently scheduled to deal with a matter of voter fraud …
The Fools on the Hill …
“Hey, I’m speaking now! Everybody, shut up!”
The Ronnamcdaniel, chief dino of the Grandoldparty planning committee, had a certain way about her. The Trumpassic Period was a cut-throat dino world where razor-sharp teeth always left marks and blood was typically spilt by noon. …
