The Fix is In …

The Tyrumposaurus gripped the flat rock lectern, grinned smugly and pointed to the Lauracotes for the next question.
“T-Rump, the Dino Nation is on the verge of 5 million Coronavirus cases and has suffered over 160,000 deaths. And yet you decide to hold a Mediacircustops briefing …

Loathsome Loser …

The Kushneratops had on his haughtily-elite-yet-blithely-cheap expression of ‘I know you are but what am I?”
The only problem was that he was staring into the beady eyes of senior dino judge, the always right honorable Josephputzpath, a.k.a. Death Row Joe. In the Vague-Hague no less, …

Demon Semen …

“This better be good,” said the Tyrumposaurus, settling into his squat. “It’s cutting into my executive time.” 
The Markmeadows gritted his teeth. 
“It’s all we have at this point to try and distract from the Covid virus killing 150,000 dinos. That’s a grim, telling number. …

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