The Joebiden looked up at the gleaming sun and smiled anew. It was going to be a great day. He’d just announced he’d be seeking leadership of the Donkeykongrus party. Now to get out and about, start raking in the moolah-moolah leaves. …
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Release date was September 10, 2018.
Walk it back. Walk it back. The Huckabeecyclops mumbled the words to herself as she plodded backwards down her favorite garden path outside the Oval Dwelling. It was her morning mantra saved for the soothing peace and quiet away …
“Okay,” the Jaysekulow said to the Donmcgahn. “We released the 49 questions to the Mediacircustops.”
“You mean the dumbed-down version,” corrected the Donmcgahn.
“I heard that!” the T-Rump said from across the Oval Dwelling.
“Hello, T-Rump worshippers in the Milkanhoney Preservation!”
The Seanhannity smirked, drooled and smirked again. His forked tongue took a waving lick at the dripping saliva, missing badly. …
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