Like a cow, humor must be milked daily.
He was a gangly, lanky dinosaur with a bold, inquisitive stare and a penchant for asking dinos about things clearly apparent. He was the Captainobvious. Walking home through the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir one afternoon after playing a neighbourly game of Catch Me, I’m Slow, …
“Quick, quick. Come inside. Hurry!”
The Mickmulvaney ushered the Seanhannity, the Rushlimbaugh, the Lauraingraham and the Anncoulter inside the Oval Dwelling.
“What’s wrong?” asked the Seanhannity.
“It’s the T-Rump.” …
His large, spongy feet had barely stamped the government spending bill — avoiding his record fourth shutdown of the government — when the Tyrumposaurus turned to the Mediacircustops and said, “and now I’m calling for a national emergency. …
There came a royal knock and the Oval Dwelling occupants quickly rose from their collective squats. The Crown Dino of the Saudisaurae, the Muhammedbensalman, or MBS as the Mediacircustops called him, …
The Mattwhitaker looked up, surprised at the sight of his mock hearing dino coach, the Rudygiuliani.
“I thought the Jaysekulow was going to prep me.”
“Change of plans. Since the only hope we have of winning this thing is in the court of public opinion, …
The Super Bowl had arrived in the Mylanta Gorge, a deep, bowl-shaped Georgian valley. It was a yearly celebration, a time when dinos young and old came to behold this spectacle where pigskins filled the air. …
