Hold On, Nancy …

The crotchety old dino, the Moscowmitch, a.k.a. the Kentucky Gobbler, waggled a claw at the scrum of Mediacircustops.
“Haggle, haggle, haggle. There will be no haggling. No haggling, do you hear me? I will simply not allow it. Haggle, haggle, haggle.

Two Steps Behind …

“Dinos! We’ve got to get out in front of this!”
The Devilnunes waved his short arms in the air and glared down at his Grandoldparty brethren. Day one of the Tyrumposaurus impeachment hearings had not gone well. Oh, sure, the Erictyrumposaurus had labeled it a snoozefest …