Day 1453 — “Got Me Under Pressure” … and Day 1457 — “Too Wicked and Impeached Twice”

The Trumpassic Period — Years 1 thru 4
Day 1453 — “Got Me Under Pressure” … and Day 1457 — “Too Wicked and Impeached Twice”
“Alright then,” the Tyrumposaurus said to his family and final hangers-on gathered around him in the Oval Dwelling. His tone had that long familiar ring of the devil dino just before he fleeced your soul. …
“Who do they think they are? I’m asking you, just who the hell do they think they are?!”
“I don’t know, mother.”
The Mincepencenow lowered his gaze to the ground. He hated it when his wife got mad. …
Day 1446 — “Hawley Holy Hell” … and Day 1450 — “He’s Gotta Get Out of the House”
“I can’t believe it,” said the Chuckschumer. “They’re like – like animals.”
He was peeking out of a side cave to the Kongrus Kave in the Kapitol Kavern where a moment before the Donkeykongrus and Grandoldparty dinos had been counting the electoral votes …
“We’ve got the Joshhawley. Tell me we still have the Joshhawley and the Dirty Dozen in the Sin Hut.”
“Yes, T-Rump.” said the Markmeadows. “They’re still in the fold. With 140 Grandoldparty dinos from the Kongrus Kave.” …