Satire The Trump Dig

The Smoking Bone …


LarsonFarSide_DinosaursSurely this couldn’t be. It made me recall the classic Gary Larson Far Side cartoon included here. No, the dinosaurs didn’t smoke cigarettes, so how did I come across the smoking bone? Allow me to recap this landmark day, a turning point in the Trumpassic Period. I’ve of course had no time to continue work on the Obamacarus and Economonyx, two duty-bound Dryosauridae that remain stuck in the mud.

No, there were bigger Pholidophorus* to fry.  Like the forensic unit of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I always get my bone. And we have a whopper for today. Little T-Rump Jr. gave up a big one. In his “skeleton closet” or backbone, I found a rather long goldstona emailia —  a gold-like chain of linked little bones that when combined made a great tail.

Inside these bones, I found the rampant signs of osteocollusionitis, a rare dinosaur bone disorder only found in the Trumpassic Period. These findings were confirmed by my Russian ex-pat colleague, Fedya Fibsulov.

To what extent the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir is infected remains to be seen, but after discovering and having the privilege of naming 23 new dinosaur species, this major dig is finally coming together.

 * The Pholidophorus was a teleost fish from the Triassic and Jurassic periods.

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Back in the Saddle …

Finally. Back in the writing position. Seat of pants to seat of chair. Check. Spent the past three weeks catching up with All Important Marketing. It can be so all-encompassing … like a non-expense paid trip to Veiled Hopes, Virginia … that pseudo mecca where writers go to wail, er … request book reviews. (Insert FREE book link here.) … Blinders in place, it’s full  steam ahead with my latest novel … a political satire with a title so scandalous, the Kardashians are lining up to co-produce. But seriously, I can’t reveal the buzzwords yet. Satire is as satire does. Anticipating a pre-Christmas release. This summer promises to be a wild merry-go-round of free-wheeling words. Amen and stay tuned.