“The Hypocrisy Oath?”
The Tyrumposaurus looked up from the footprints in the sand at the Stephenmillerus.
“I think it’s my best work,” said the T-Rump’s senior advisor. “You know you’re only as mean as your last footprint.”
Tag: The Trump Dig
Captainobvious: Is this Obstruction?
He was a gangly, lanky dinosaur with a bold, inquisitive stare and a penchant for asking dinos about things clearly apparent. He was the Captainobvious. Walking home through the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir one afternoon after playing a neighbourly game of Catch Me, I’m Slow, …
Married to the Mob …
“I love you, sweetheart.”
“I love you, George.”
The Kellyanneconvixway blinked her bloodshot eyes.
Okay, now that we got that out of the way, tell me, how are you going to screw up my life today?”
The Pregnant Playmatapus …
“No-BELL! No-BELL! No-BELL!”
The crowd of dinosaur deplorables at Faux Washington Falls chanted as one, stamping their feet and punching the air with their short arms. The chant was in honor of the Nobelpeacepiper, a high-flying Pterodactyl known for dive-bombing …
Meager Legal Dinos …
The Mikepompeo stuck his neck into the Oval Dwelling.
“Excuse me, T-Rump?”
“WHAT?!”
The Tyrumposaurus looked at him with panicky, bloodshot eyes. He hadn’t slept in a week. He sent out his Trollertweeties at all hours these days. Their messages, garbled at best, lacked their usual scorched earth policy. …
The Seanhannity Calamity …
The Seanhannity clan gathered around the fresh kill of the day for supper. A delicious, 6000-pound Denversaurus. The Jillrhodes looked over the carcass at her husband and their two young dinos, the Patrickhannity and Merrihannity, …
