“I love you, sweetheart.”
“I love you, George.”
The Kellyanneconvixway blinked her bloodshot eyes.
Okay, now that we got that out of the way, tell me, how are you going to screw up my life today?”
Tag: The Trump Dig
The Pregnant Playmatapus …
“No-BELL! No-BELL! No-BELL!”
The crowd of dinosaur deplorables at Faux Washington Falls chanted as one, stamping their feet and punching the air with their short arms. The chant was in honor of the Nobelpeacepiper, a high-flying Pterodactyl known for dive-bombing …
Meager Legal Dinos …
The Mikepompeo stuck his neck into the Oval Dwelling.
“Excuse me, T-Rump?”
“WHAT?!”
The Tyrumposaurus looked at him with panicky, bloodshot eyes. He hadn’t slept in a week. He sent out his Trollertweeties at all hours these days. Their messages, garbled at best, lacked their usual scorched earth policy. …
The Seanhannity Calamity …
The Seanhannity clan gathered around the fresh kill of the day for supper. A delicious, 6000-pound Denversaurus. The Jillrhodes looked over the carcass at her husband and their two young dinos, the Patrickhannity and Merrihannity, …
Mar-a-Guano Meet-n-Tweet …
There was the gnashing of teeth and flashing of raw, rare Kosmoceratops meat in the mouths of the Tyrumposaurus, the Jeaninepirro, the Seanhannity and the frizzy-scalped Donking. …
The Moscowchickenkiev …
Ho-hum, thought the Muellersavus. Another day, another victory. For collusion. His Langleytips DNA told him it was only a matter of sifting through the rubble and connecting the rocks that mattered. Today he was sitting on top of a boulder. …
