A burp broke the still night, reverberating off the Rudygiuliani’s bottom lip, startling a flock of Pterodactyls from their nearby perch and launching them into the darkness.
The Tyrumposaurus’ infamous legal dino squatted at the edge of the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir, his tail lolling about in the water. He looked up at the star-studded sky and blinked. Was that the Big or the Little T-Rumper constellation? Or did he simply have a splitting headache?
Whatever it was, it was the last time the stars would be twinkling this decade. The impeachment trial in the Sin Hut continued to loom as the Nancypelosi and the Moscowmitch drew their lines in the sand. Lines that spelled fair-trial-justice-served and when-my-daddy-and-I-are-extinct. The Rudyguliani was keeping his fingers crossed that a scrum of Mediacircustops would happen upon him any moment now. He knew just what he would say.
He took another slurp of scummy swamp water and smacked his lips. His belly burned with the toxic algae content. He couldn’t wait. The Rudygiuliani cleared his throat and urgently flicked his tail back and forth in the water.
I think alone, yeah
With nobody else
I think alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I think alone
I pretend I’m a little elf
Now, every morning I will testify
I don’t want no questions, you see
About Maduro, Venezuela
That’s all, we are agreed?
‘Cause I think alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I think alone
It just doesn’t ring any bells
Yeah, the other night I was demonstrating
And I showed this big terrible scheme
So I called up my pal Levparnas
And his partner, Igor, I mean
And we thought alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I think alone
I pretend I’m a little elf
Yeah, the other day I gave a long lecture
Or maybe it was in my head
Just me and pal Viktorshokin
Can’t remember what I said
And we thought alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
It just doesn’t ring any bells
Yeah, I’ll do summations, just leave it to me
I’ll try the case, I’m not too bad
I know it’s been an eternity
But this case’s ironclad
And I think alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I think alone
I pretend I’m a little elf
Yeah, you know when I think alone
It just doesn’t ring any bells
I think alone
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David Belisle 