I Think Alone …

A burp broke the still night, reverberating off the Rudygiuliani’s bottom lip, startling a flock of Pterodactyls from their nearby perch and launching them into the darkness.

The Tyrumposaurus’ infamous legal dino squatted at the edge of the Puhl-DePlugg Reservoir, his tail lolling about in the water. He looked up at the star-studded sky and blinked. Was that the Big or the Little T-Rumper constellation? Or did he simply have a splitting headache?

Whatever it was, it was the last time the stars would be twinkling this decade. The impeachment trial in the Sin Hut continued to loom as the Nancypelosi and the Moscowmitch drew their lines in the sand. Lines that spelled fair-trial-justice-served and when-my-daddy-and-I-are-extinct. The Rudyguliani was keeping his fingers crossed that a scrum of Mediacircustops would happen upon him any moment now. He knew just what he would say.

He took another slurp of scummy swamp water and smacked his lips. His belly burned with the toxic algae content. He couldn’t wait. The Rudygiuliani cleared his throat and urgently flicked his tail back and forth in the water.

 

I think alone, yeah

With nobody else

I think alone, yeah

With nobody else

Yeah, you know when I think alone

I pretend I’m a little elf 

 

Now, every morning I will testify

I don’t want no questions, you see

About Maduro, Venezuela

That’s all, we are agreed?

‘Cause I think alone, yeah 

With nobody else

Yeah, you know when I think alone

It just doesn’t ring any bells 

 

Yeah, the other night I was demonstrating

And I showed this big terrible scheme

So I called up my pal Levparnas

And his partner, Igor, I mean

And we thought alone, yeah 

With nobody else

Yeah, you know when I think alone

I pretend I’m a little elf 

 

Yeah, the other day I gave a long lecture

Or maybe it was in my head

Just me and pal Viktorshokin

Can’t remember what I said

And we thought alone, yeah 

With nobody else

Yeah, you know when I drink alone

It just doesn’t ring any bells 

 

Yeah, I’ll do summations, just leave it to me

I’ll try the case, I’m not too bad

I know it’s been an eternity

But this case’s ironclad

And I think alone, yeah 

With nobody else

Yeah, you know when I think alone

I pretend I’m a little elf 

Yeah, you know when I think alone

It just doesn’t ring any bells 

I think alone

 

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You can hear the musical version of today’s post and previous T-Rump Digs at my podcast site at Podbean. Two new T-Rump tracks every Saturday. Enjoy!

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