“We can’t trust him! We can’t.”
The T-Rump glared at the sorry lot of sycophants before him.
“He is a legal dino,” offered the Stephenmillerus.
“And he liked you. Once,” said the Mickmulvaney.
“You just watch,” said the T-Rump. “When he gets in front of the Jerrynadler’s Kongrus Kave committee, he’s gonna sing like a canary!”
He was speaking of course of the Donmcgahn, former dino counsel for the Oval Dwelling, who after a hop and a skip through a day and a week eventually found himself before the Jerrynadler and said committee. The T-Rump and the T-Rump Jr. lurked in the shadows out of sight, a most natural instinct for predatory dinosaurs.
The Donmcgahn addressed the dino chair.
“Before I begin, in framing my response, I thought I might better capture the spirit of the evidence I’m about to give. Therefore, I have a special request.”
“What is it?”
“Would it be okay if I sing?”
“I knew it!” hissed the T-Rump.
The Jerrynadler squinted back at the Donmcgahn.
“I guess that would be okay. We do have several items we’d like to discuss–”
And with that the Donmcgahn rose from his squat and began singing.
“In the first case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
To the Inaugural Party.
In the second case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the third case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the fourth case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
For witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the fifth case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the sixth case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
666 Saudi bail-out, five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the seventh case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Seven times four security clearances, 666 Saudi bail-out, five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the eighth case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Ain’t great money launderers, seven times four security clearances, 666 Saudi bail-out, five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the ninth case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Nine thousand lies and counting, ain’t great money launderers, seven times four security clearances, 666 Saudi bail-out, five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the tenth case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Ten years to lose one billion, nine thousand lies and counting, ain’t great money launderers, seven times four security clearances, 666 Saudi bail-out, five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the eleventh case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Eleven plus nineteen mil from N-R-A, ten years to lose one billion, nine thousand lies and counting, ain’t great money launderers, seven times four security clearances, 666 Saudi bail-out, five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
In the twelfth case of T-Rump’s mess, the judge will say, Guilty!
Dozens of illegals on staff, eleven plus nineteen mil from N-R-A, ten years to lose one billion, nine thousand lies and counting, ain’t great money launderers, seven times four security clearances, 666 Saudi bail-out, five golden showers–I mean emoluments, for witness tampering, thee Deutsche Bank, two hush payments and the Inaugural Party.
The Donmcgahn bowed to the committee and returned to his squat. The Kongrus Kave rose as one, applauding heartily, their short arms flapping away. The T-Rump Jr. hopped out of the shadows.
“Oh, yeah? Well, two can play that game. You want me to sing, dad? Let me sing. I’ll show’em.”
David Belisle 