Power of Lev …

The Igorfruman looked outside his cave and sighed. He was under cave arrest. His wife had left him the week before, leaving him with their three children in this dank 200-square foot cave. He couldn’t even take his kids to school. He worried about having to home-school them. If he taught them, would that necessarily lead them to a life of crime?

He kicked a stone in frustration. That damn Levparnas. Oh, sure, they’d once been good buddies. He’d introduced Lev to all his Ukraine Plain contacts who then immediately fell in line when the Rudygiuliani told them that Lev was working on behalf of the Tyrumposaurus himself. Part of the T-Rump team. Part of the cult.

Everything was sailing along until he and Lev were busted for bringing moolah-moolah leaves into the Milkanhoney Preservation and spreading them amongst eager Grandoldparty dinos. Dinos who even more eagerly gave the moolah-moolah back after he and Lev were popped.

But then the Levparnas had done something strange. He decided to talk. No sane dino with Russodino ties ever talked. It was a surefire recipe for extinction. Except history would be recorded differently. The Levparnas spoke with the trail-blazing Mediacircustops dino, the Rachelmaddow, and became an overnight sensation. So much so that Grandoldparty dinos were quaking in their footsteps. It was Levparnas this, Levparnas that. They were even singing songs about him now. Well, one song anyway. But they sung it a lot. Every hour on the hour, some new hip, young group of dinos would saunter past his cave, wailing away. This of course made it rather difficult to get the song out of his mind.

He heard footsteps coming down the path. Yep. Top of the hour. More Levparnas. Look out.

 

The power of Lev is a bombshell thing

Lev Parnas secrets to expose the king

Make them squawk, make their heartbeats rev

Send them all reeling, that’s the power of Lev

 

The Ukraine scandal, spillin’ the beans

Now we know who’s on the B-L-T team

Yovanovitch, you see, was followed that night

Power of Lev, it brings the truth to light

 

Poor Zelensky, T-Rump’s game

Pompeo, Pence, Barr; they all share the blame

It’s wrong, it’s corrupt, Lev knows it’s showtime 

Comin’ clean just saved his life

That’s the power of Lev

That’s the power of Lev

 

First time Pence felt it, mother got so mad

Pompeo felt it, he’ll lose all he had

But we’re all so glad for what Lev found

That’s the power that brings T-Rump down

 

Poor Zelensky, T-Rump’s game

Pompeo, Pence, Barr; they all share the blame

It’s wrong, it’s corrupt, Lev knows it’s showtime

Comin’ clean just saved his life

 

We all want a trial that’s fair

But Mitch doesn’t care

So he can only spew

Every word so untrue 

Then with a little help from Kiev

You feel the power of Lev

You feel the power of Lev

Can you feel it?

Hmm-Hmm

 

Poor Zelensky, T-Rump’s game

Pompeo, Pence, Barr; they all share the blame

Which big pig will be the first to squeal?

And Bolton, what will he reveal?

You feel the power, just feel the power of Lev

That’s the power, that’s the power of Lev

You feel the power of Lev

You feel the power of Lev

Feel the power of Lev

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You can hear the musical version of today’s post and previous T-Rump Digs at my podcast site at Podbean. Two new T-Rump tracks every Saturday. Enjoy!

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