Devilnunes Lies …

The Levparnas was in dino jail. The Solitary Sinkhole, where bad dinos whiled away the time wondering where exactly they should leave their fossil footprint in the floor. Left side? Right side? In profile, what was their best side?

But all was not lost. The Levparnas had a good legal dino. Nay, a great legal dino. One that was savvy enough to perhaps get even this low-level shenanigan shyster out of the clink. Apparently Lev’s lawyer, the Josephbondy, had caught wind of a conversation the Devilnunes had had with a shady prosecutor in the Ukraine Plain the year previous about — guess who? — the Joebiden. Dinos everywhere were aghast. N-o-o-o-o. Say it ain’t so. Not the Devilnunes!

Which is why the Donkeykongrus Intelligence Committee convened a first-thing-Monday-morning emergency meeting to discuss this latest-breaking bombshell. 

The dino chair the Adamschiff whacked his tail against the flat rock ledge and the meeting came to order. The dino chair gazed around the cave.

“I hereby recognize the Josephbondy, the legal dino for the Levparnas.”

“I object!” said the Devilnunes.

“Why am I not surprised? The ranking dino is not recognized.”

“You know who I am!”

“That’s not what I meant. Please refer to your committee clause six-sixty. That’s six-six-zero.”

“Oh. Here we go again with the two plus two. How dumb do you think we are?”

“Funny you should ask. I think we’ll just let the legal dino before us tell his story.”

The Josephbondy blinked twice and licked his lips. He raised his short arm to the Adamschiff.

“Yes, what is it?”

“I was just wondering. Could you, um … before I speak, could you get the dinos in the audience to hum in the key of C-major?”

“Excuse me? Did you say C-major?”

“Yes, it will provide the atmosphere, the, um … backdrop I’m looking for during my presentation.”

“It’s a trick!” hollered the Devilnunes. “No humming, dammit!”

The Adamschiff ignored the ranking member, instead nodding to the dino audience and their humming began. 

 

His glare is hollow bold 

His deflections unwise

His digging dirt now told

We got Devilnunes lies

He’ll turn the music on you

The hypocrite’s device

He’s sick as a mad cow

We got Devilnunes lies

And he’ll seize you, he’ll displease you

All the better just to sleaze you

He’s atrocious, and he knows just what it

Takes to make T-Rump gush

All the legal dino’s can now rise, we got Devilnunes lies

 

He sometimes likes to roam

To T-Rump at midnight

At the mouth, he may foam

We got Devilnunes lies

He’ll break a promise to you

They got caught, he denies

Shame a patriot too

We got Devilnunes lies

It just shows you, when he throws you 

Off the trail with the bums he goes to

He’s atrocious and he knows just what it

Takes to make T-Rump gush

Now we know that he’s a spy, we got Devilnunes lies

 

And he’ll seize you, he’ll displease you

All the better just to sleaze you

He’s atrocious and he knows just what it 

Takes to make T-Rump gush

Now we know that he’s a spy, we got Devilnunes lies

He’ll seize you

He’ll displease you

Just to sleaze you

We got Devilnunes lies

It just shows you

When he throws you

He hosed you, we got Devilnunes lies

 

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You can catch the above musical version in this Saturday’s podcast at Podbean.

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