The Levparnas was in dino jail. The Solitary Sinkhole, where bad dinos whiled away the time wondering where exactly they should leave their fossil footprint in the floor. Left side? Right side? In profile, what was their best side?
But all was not lost. The Levparnas had a good legal dino. Nay, a great legal dino. One that was savvy enough to perhaps get even this low-level shenanigan shyster out of the clink. Apparently Lev’s lawyer, the Josephbondy, had caught wind of a conversation the Devilnunes had had with a shady prosecutor in the Ukraine Plain the year previous about — guess who? — the Joebiden. Dinos everywhere were aghast. N-o-o-o-o. Say it ain’t so. Not the Devilnunes!
Which is why the Donkeykongrus Intelligence Committee convened a first-thing-Monday-morning emergency meeting to discuss this latest-breaking bombshell.
The dino chair the Adamschiff whacked his tail against the flat rock ledge and the meeting came to order. The dino chair gazed around the cave.
“I hereby recognize the Josephbondy, the legal dino for the Levparnas.”
“I object!” said the Devilnunes.
“Why am I not surprised? The ranking dino is not recognized.”
“You know who I am!”
“That’s not what I meant. Please refer to your committee clause six-sixty. That’s six-six-zero.”
“Oh. Here we go again with the two plus two. How dumb do you think we are?”
“Funny you should ask. I think we’ll just let the legal dino before us tell his story.”
The Josephbondy blinked twice and licked his lips. He raised his short arm to the Adamschiff.
“Yes, what is it?”
“I was just wondering. Could you, um … before I speak, could you get the dinos in the audience to hum in the key of C-major?”
“Excuse me? Did you say C-major?”
“Yes, it will provide the atmosphere, the, um … backdrop I’m looking for during my presentation.”
“It’s a trick!” hollered the Devilnunes. “No humming, dammit!”
The Adamschiff ignored the ranking member, instead nodding to the dino audience and their humming began.
His glare is hollow bold
His deflections unwise
His digging dirt now told
We got Devilnunes lies
He’ll turn the music on you
The hypocrite’s device
He’s sick as a mad cow
We got Devilnunes lies
And he’ll seize you, he’ll displease you
All the better just to sleaze you
He’s atrocious, and he knows just what it
Takes to make T-Rump gush
All the legal dino’s can now rise, we got Devilnunes lies
He sometimes likes to roam
To T-Rump at midnight
At the mouth, he may foam
We got Devilnunes lies
He’ll break a promise to you
They got caught, he denies
Shame a patriot too
We got Devilnunes lies
It just shows you, when he throws you
Off the trail with the bums he goes to
He’s atrocious and he knows just what it
Takes to make T-Rump gush
Now we know that he’s a spy, we got Devilnunes lies
And he’ll seize you, he’ll displease you
All the better just to sleaze you
He’s atrocious and he knows just what it
Takes to make T-Rump gush
Now we know that he’s a spy, we got Devilnunes lies
He’ll seize you
He’ll displease you
Just to sleaze you
We got Devilnunes lies
It just shows you
When he throws you
He hosed you, we got Devilnunes lies
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You can catch the above musical version in this Saturday’s podcast at Podbean.
David Belisle 