T-Rump Coaches T-Rump Jr. …

“I can’t do it. I won’t do it!”

The Tyrumposaurus Junior lashed out his tail, striking the wall of the oval dwelling, narrowly missing the T-Rump, the Sukelowphus and the smaller Futerfasphus. The latter two dinosaurs were always close at hand, Sub Family to the Pantsonfire Solisitaur.

“Now, now,” said the T-Rump, patting his son on the head. “Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just the Cynette-Judy-Sherry Committee. Those three? C’mon. What could possibly happen?”

“That’s what you said the last time before you had me tell the Mediacircustops I was talking with three Kayjeebeeops about baby dinos.”

“That could play in the dirt beside the Crookadillary,” added the Futerfasphus.

The T-Rump looked from the Futerfasphus to his son.

“That’s why he’s your Solisitaur.”

“T-Rump,” said the Sukelowphus, “just so we’re straight, you’re not having this conversation with T-Rump Jr. right now.”

“Listen to you,” said the T-Rump, “Just so we’re straight. You crack me up. Listen to me, clarity is not good. Believe me, not good.”

“What about me,” said the Futerfasphus, “Am I here?”

A prehistoric cricket chirped. The Sukelowphus turned to T-Rump Junior.

“If you don’t go, they’ll send the Suppeenaraptors after you.”

“Dad, you’ve got to help me!”

“Stop that. You’re scaring him,” said the T-Rump. He tapped his chin with a gnarly claw. “Now then, what would the Putinodon want me to do? I know. What if the baby dinos were from the Crookadillary?”

“The Crookadillary is ancient history,” said the Sukelowphus.

“Okay, just a shot in the dark. How about an adjustment to the Kayjeebeeops migration pattern … because of the anticipated Biblical Flood Belt.”

“The timeline is a little sketchy but, like you said …”

“Who needs clarity?”

The T-Rump Jr. hugged his father.

“Gee, thanks, dad. You’re a lifesaver.”

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