A stand-up, well-meaning Whistleblower dino had come forth five weeks ago with credible, urgent information that pointed a claw to some dino inside the Oval Dwelling, perhaps even the Tyrumposaurus. The Whistleblower had spoken with the powers that be in the Langleyops dino den, who in turn had forwarded the information to the dino of national intelligence. That is, more than the average walnut-brain.
Except the Whistleblower’s words stopped cold there for a week until the Adamschiff stepped in, roaring loudly of an apparent conspiracy. Could it be another cover up? More news became available and dinos across the land learned that the Oval Dwelling dino in question was indeed the T-Rump. Dino national security may have been threatened because the T-Rump had contacted a foreign dino leader and made a promise among other things. What was this promise? Dinos throughout the Milkanhoney Preservation huddled in their caves, desperately worried about their futures. The morning brought breaking news. It was shocking, beyond belief and went something like this …
I beg your pardon
I never promised you the grand bargain
Along your Russo-line
There’s gonna be the Ukraine in time
When you take the dirt they give, on Biden don’t forgive
So let Joe go, oh, oh, oh
I beg your pardon
I never promised you the grand bargain
I could promise you things like pulling some more strings
But you won’t find the Sanctionsaurus a push-over
So you better think it over
Well, if sweet-talkin’ you makes moolah-moolah too
I would give you the world and my dino intel chatter
But what would it matter?
So smile for a while, think of the Red Sea
Conspiracy, it’s no cheap folly
Come along and share the good times while we can
I beg your pardon
I never promised you the grand bargain
Along your Russo-line
There’s gonna be the Ukraine in time
(dino humming interlude)
I beg your pardon
I never promised you the grand bargain
I could hire your next goon and make sure he’s immune
But if my dino spy leaves a single clue
I’d just as soon let you know
But there’s one thing I want you to grow
You better make my numbers leap, my kingdom mine to keep
And there will always be someone there to pull you out
And you know what I’m talkin’ about
So smile for a while, think of the Red Sea
Conspiracy, it’s no cheap folly
Come along and share the good times while we can
I beg your pardon
I never promised you the grand bargain
Along your Russo-line
There’s gonna be the Ukraine in time
I beg your pardon
I never promised you the grand bargain.
David Belisle 