The Rudygiuliani peeked into the Oval Dwelling for a moment, withdrew and returned to his conversation with the Markmeadows.
“He’s been in there a long time. You sure he’s okay?”
“I think he’s working up the courage to concede. I mean, I certainly hope so. Don’t you?”
“Good gawd, no. He just hired me to defend him. Take the lead on all his legal stuff. Whatever comes down the pike. Lord knows I need the work. To keep ahead of my own legal bills. By the way, when’s the last time he ate?”
“He hasn’t eaten all day.”
“This must be really hitting him hard.”
“It’s tragic. His skin is even changing colour. He’s turning grey. Looking old. It’s doing him in, I tell you.”
“Well, he did have a lot of power.” The Rudygiuliani sighed. “Ah, I used to have power. Now I’m just a glorified, googly-eyed, rabbit hole diver.”
“And a legal dino.”
“Oh, I’m afraid those days are long gone, brother. But don’t tell him that.”
“So, let me get this right. You’re … grifting a grifter?”
“I learned from the best. It’s all in the cheesy grin, bravado and hand-waving. Especially the hand-waving.”
“Did you know he lost 9 court cases yesterday?”
“Well, it’s a good thing I wasn’t representing him yesterday then, wasn’t it?”
“Tell me you’re not going to use the ‘non-zero number’ defense for Grandoldparty dino witnesses to ballot-counting.”
“Damn! They’re onto that one?”
“And please, no more Mediacircustops events at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.”
“But their rates were so good.”
“Rudy, tell me you have a strategy to defend the T-Rump.”
“Well, heh-heh, between you and me, I’m just planning to wing it, go with the flow, y’know.” He paused to look around. “Because when you get right down to it, we don’t have a bloody prayer. C’mon, Mark. Be realistic. If he thinks he can get away with this, the T-Rump is living in a fantasy world.”
That same T-Rump appeared at the entrance.
“I resemble that remark.”
Sitting tight, as I please, it’s my regal rite
Legal fight, I am tying up their hopeless plight
See me rant if only to incite
Count again til you get it right
Day and night, righteous battle, civil war tonight, yo
Outta site, I’ll just hide til Covid hits its height
Biden slight, his transition, never see the light
See my guys bow, they don’t ask why
Undermine, attack the truth and lie
What a life, would be cooler if you’d take my wife, take my wife
All those votes belong to me
Defy reality
This is my fantasy
Can’t you see what that crazy Biden’s doing to me
Life is just my fantasy, don’t you love my fantasy life
Life is evidence-free, don’t you love my fantasy life
So forget all except me
What conspiracy?
This is my fantasy
Can’t you see what that crazy Biden’s doing to me
Life is just my fantasy, don’t you love my fantasy life
Life is evidence-free, don’t you love my fantasy life
Life is just my fantasy, don’t you love my fantasy life
Life is evidence-free, don’t you love my fantasy life
Say so!
Say so!
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David Belisle 