The following song could be heard making the rounds recently in the Trumpassic Period playgrounds near and far as dino tots sang at the top of their little lungs, heaping praise upon their great leader, the Tyrumposaurus ...
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know
And in his scam Obama’s bad
He knows you know I know
With his birth not here
And his birth not there
Here no birth, there no birth
Ain’t nowhere Obama’s birth
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know!
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know
And in his scam, who killed Sethrich?
He knows you know I know
With a Sethrich here
And a Sethrich there
Here a Seth, there a Seth
Everywhere a Sethrich
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know!
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know
And in his scam they listened in
He knows you know I know
With a tap tap here
And a tap tap there
Here a tap, there a tap
Everywhere a tap tap
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know!
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know
And in his scam they vote too much!
He knows you know I know
With a vote vote here
And a vote vote there
Here a vote, there a vote
Everywhere a vote vote
Old T-Rump he had a scam
He knows you know I know!
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know
And in his scam he had intel
He knows you know I know
With a deep state here
And a deep state there
Here a state, there a state
Everywhere a deep state
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know!
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows you know I know
And in his scam the Epstein died
He knows you know I know
With a guard not here
And a guard not there
Hillary’d here, Hillary’d there
Every dino Hillary’d
With a deep state here
And a deep state there
Here a state, there a state
Everywhere a deep state
With a vote vote here
And a vote vote there
Here a vote, there a vote
Everywhere a vote vote
With a tap tap here
And a tap tap there
Here a tap, there a tap
Everywhere a tap tap
With a Sethrich here
And a Sethrich there
Here a Seth, there a Seth
Everywhere a Sethrich
With his birth not here
And his birth not there
Here no birth, there no birth
Ain’t nowhere Obama’s birth
Old T-Rump, he had a scam
He knows! You know! I know!
David Belisle 