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Scarboropteryx / Mikaceratops Squabble …

I was sipping my morning joe at the excavation site when I noticed there appeared to have been some sort of serious altercation with the Donaldosaurus. I found evidence of a Scarboropteryx and Mikaceratops nearby. …

I was sipping my morning joe at the excavation site when I noticed there appeared to have been some sort of serious altercation with the Donaldosaurus. I found evidence of a Scarboropteryx and Mikaceratops nearby. It looks like the sniping covered several days.

The Scarboropteryx was a sparrow-sized creature with a tree-dwelling lifestyle and had an unusually elongated middle finger. The Mikaceratops walked on two legs, had short front arms and a beak-like mouth that made a tweeting sound. Not sure what they were doing together, but they were no match when the Donaldosaurus came upon them.

By David Belisle

I'm a novelist and screenwriter in search of the Great Guffaw. It's kind of like getting hit with a bucket of Gatorade. It's a good time that sticks with you.

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