“Michigonia. 9 points! Can you stand it?!”
The Joebiden was pumped. He and the Kamalaharris were going over the latest numbers on dino regional polls eight days prior to the November battle.
“Dairyland, plus 7. Pennsylvaneus, plus 6. The early voting numbers are through the roof. That can only help us. Stay the course, Joe. We just have to stay the course.”
“Everything seems to be falling into place. The T-Rump’s response to the Coronavirus continues to be a complete disaster as infection rates have surpassed the record levels of the summer.”
“The Markmeadows said they can’t control it.”
“They’ve given up. They’re goin’ home!”
“And they can’t even do that,” she said, shaking her head in wonder. “The Mincepencenow’s dino staff has at least five dinos testing positive and he refuses to stop campaigning. They maintain it’s an essential service.”
“It’s an essential service for the T-Rump because he’s going to the Solitary Sinkhole if he doesn’t win. But do continue with the so-called October surprises that all appear to be going our way.”
“The Mediacircustops refuse to talk about the Hunterbiden-Ukraine Plain misinformation campaign. That’s a big backfire for them. Then you have the confirmation of the Amyconeybarrett today. That should bring the Donkeykongrus dinos out of every nook and cranny of every cave in Dino Nation. And the T-Rump walking out of his interview with the Lesliestahl. Whining about tough questions. Another surprise that won’t be happening is the T-Rump’s new health care plan. He’s been promising that it’s two weeks away for the past six months.”
The Joebiden gritted his teeth.
“I’m still worried about him. We can’t let our guard down. You know how he plays.”
“Right now he’s not playing well with any dino demographic besides white-striped male dinos who played hooky. What regions are we going to be focusing on this week?”
“I want you to head on out to the Land of the Longhorns. It’s close. We may get lucky there.”
“And where are you going to be?”
“Oh, a place that’s especially dear to me. A place where it could be game over.”
Georgia, Georgia
Biden wants you
T-Rump’s motley throng
Has Georgia on the line
I said Georgia, Georgia
You’re turnin’ blue
If you see me clear
It won’t be like last time
There it was, for all to see
Needin’ a governor, peachy-sweet
Crooked Kemp stole from Stacy
What are we gonna do?
I said Georgia, oh Georgia
Don’t lose your mind
T-Rump’s moronic throng
Has Georgia on the line
The red states don’t hold the key
Been so long, you been blue to me
Since, mama says that would be
Clinton in ninety-two
Woah, Georgia, Georgia
The peace, the peace you’ll find
T-Rump’s mindless throng
Has Georgia on the line
I said T-Rump’s maniacal throng
Has Georgia on the line
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David Belisle 