“Have you seen the boss?”
The Markmeadows surveyed the scene. There were hundreds of salivating dinos gathered around he and the Kayleighmcenany.
“No, but he should be here soon. I can’t help but notice that all the dinos are social distancing. That’s not the look we’re going for, is it?”
“That’s the least of our worries, Kayleigh. The T-Rump has really dug himself a hole by calling our fallen veteran dinos ‘losers’ and ‘suckers.’ Do you have all your talking points lined up?”
“No worries.”
“What about the Johnmccain?”
“Easy. He lost once trying to be our leader of Dino Nation, so technically … that does make him a loser. And the T-Rump’s remark about not liking heroes who are captured, well, I mean … who likes being tortured?”
“And the Johnkelly?”
“Like the T-Rump said, he was totally exhausted. It’s a wonder he could even stand up. Maybe, just maybe he’s suffering from the same debilitating, mind-altering illness the sleepy Joebiden has. And like the Stephaniegrisham said, the Johnkelly was totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great leader.”
“Okay, maybe you want to drop one or two of those ‘totally’s.”
“But the T-Rump likes hyperbole. Besides, it’s the only way I know how to speak.”
“Alright then. What about the Alexandervindeman? You know, one of these nosy Mediacircustops is bound to bring it up.”
“Gotcha covered. The T-Rump scoffed at the mere suggestion he should think only how wonderful the Alexandervindeman is. The T-Rump does not believe — those are pretty strong words — that he doesn’t know him, never spoke to him or even met him.”
“And what about the Alexandervindeman’s legal dino, the Davidpressman, who said that Vindeman was asked to leave for telling the truth? His honor and his commitment to right frightened the powerful.”
“First off, nothing frightens the T-Rump and whose truths are you going to believe, the Alexandervindeman’s or the T-Rump’s?”
“Well, when you put it that way.”
He turned again and nervously took in the crowd.
“I thought the T-Rump would be here by now.”
“Yes. And now that you mention it, I don’t see any familiar faces. The news was that the boss would be here. I’m getting a strange vibe. And it’s not for lying so much. Is it just me or, um … do you feel like we’re at a concert?”
The Boss took the flat rock stage.
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Torn down like all those around
You go’n kick our war dead when they’re underground
Paying your respects is asking too much
While you spent four years just covering up
Scorn for all those who gave
You have scorn for all those who gave
You have scorn for all those who gave
Scorn for all those who gave
McCain was not your biggest fan
He was tortured in a foreign land
A hero who you cannot stand
A funeral where you were banned
Scorn for all those who gave
You have scorn for all those who gave
You have scorn for all those who gave
You have scorn for all those who gave
Lookin’ back at your family
You said, “Donny, cuz it’s up to me”
If you’re fighting to make your stand
You can start looking for another brand
A cemetery you dwell on, you only say they were wrong
You don’t care, you move on
We have a nation our brave have won
We hold the pictures of them in our arms now
Down in the shadows where most find empathy
You mock their service to keep us free
You tossed our finest down the road
Losers and suckers, how could you say so?
Scorn for all those who gave
You have scorn for all those who gave
Scorn for all those who gave
You’re a swan song, bad guy who is on his way
Scorn for all those who gave
Scorn for all those who gave
Scorn for all those who gave
You’re a fool, shocking sherlock who is on his way
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You can hear the musical version of today’s post and previous T-Rump Digs at my podcast site at Podbean. Two new T-Rump tracks every Saturday. Enjoy!
David Belisle 