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2017 — The Year of the Newfie

Yes, that’s the game plan. My apologies for the lack of updates. I was editing The Dog Behind Me, teaching and there was the call of the foul ball — Arizona spring training beckoning. Back at it, I’m adapting my screenplay Newfie, Come Home! into a novella. Then, with Newfoundland English tongue planted more firmly in cheek, I will cast off aboard Stompin’ Tom’s golden dory to write the Great Newfy Novel. It’s rubbin’ me nerves right raw, waitin’ to set sail. Stay tuned, b’y.

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Amazon Launches “Screwball” …

Will baseball be the same? Will wit and wisdom triumph over mental health? And what about those Cubs? In satire, as with pitching mechanics and stolen bases, timing is everything. Hence, click below … and play ball, er … read on!

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Back in the Saddle …

Finally. Back in the writing position. Seat of pants to seat of chair. Check. Spent the past three weeks catching up with All Important Marketing. It can be so all-encompassing … like a non-expense paid trip to Veiled Hopes, Virginia … that pseudo mecca where writers go to wail, er … request book reviews. (Insert FREE book link here.) … Blinders in place, it’s full  steam ahead with my latest novel … a political satire with a title so scandalous, the Kardashians are lining up to co-produce. But seriously, I can’t reveal the buzzwords yet. Satire is as satire does. Anticipating a pre-Christmas release. This summer promises to be a wild merry-go-round of free-wheeling words. Amen and stay tuned.

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August 6 Launch for “Forever We Play” …

Bat meets ball and heaven meets earth Saturday, August 6 when my novella Forever We Play will be available on Amazon.

It’s a story where baseball is gospel, Jesus is a slick-fielding shortstop from the Dominican Republic and Fielding Schmelling is a rookie soul taker for the Houston Astros. When an attractive realtor falls out of a Florida upper deck, he shepherds her soul aboard the Evans / Murgatroid bus in preparation for Opening Day. She must choose a team, who then must win the World Series if she wants to get to heaven.

Things are “looking up” this summer … pre-order your copy today.

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Screwball Ready to Proof

Screwball_CoverFront“Screwball” is a tale about Hayward Templeton, a psychiatry grad student at the University of Iowa. He grudgingly agrees to pitch in a co-ed baseball game, discovers online how to throw a screwball pitch … and excels at it. He wins the game but during post-game celebrations, he’s accidentally dropped on his head. In an L. Ron Hubbard twist, while unconscious, classmates around him discuss an upcoming quiz on mental health … and he soaks it all in. When Hayward comes to … he unfortunately begins living various illnesses … on his way to the major leagues as a screwball pitcher.

I wrote it originally as a screenplay and have just completed adapting it to novella form, coming in at about 120 pages.

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First blog post

Welcome. I’m a novelist and screenwriter that looks for the funny in every bone of contention. I plan on using this blog for announcing my latest ebook … updates on where I’m at in my writing … and musings that have my fingers reaching for the keyboard.